The war is here
I have called my forces to battle. I give you the choice. Side with your leader who has brought you this trouble, or side with us, for peace and the continuation of secret clans as they are.
YOU HAVE UNTIL 5:00 PM EST ON MARCH TWENTY SIXTH. MAKE YOUR CHOICE. SAVE THE SECRET CLANS.
A MESSAGE TO TPYOCALN
Hello TpyoCaln. I am Stormy, unofficial policeman of secret pages. It has recently come to our attention that you have declared war on various groups. These are including but not limtied to SwagCats and EagleClan. I hope this is not something that will continue, as my connections will make it possible for this groups elimintation or weakening. This is a message to all of TpyoCaln, do you want this war that your leader has brought you? I expect better from the largest "secret" Clan.
Basically, stop being jerks and chill out.
Sincerely,
Stormy Sea, Leader of Pink Sheep Ltd and the Swagcats society of Monocles and Fine Cheese
P.S.
POTATOES!